me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

It doesn’t matter if it’s a relationship, a lifestyle, or a job. If it doesn’t make you happy let it go.
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol
friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy]
me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated